Rule #1 Don't Fall Off The Boat - Unisex Hoodie Color:Light Blue Surviving a dragon encounter at

Surviving a dragon encounter at 2 AM with three hit points left is less about bravery and more about sunk cost fallacy

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000 years of cultural evidence

Rule #1 Don't Fall Off The Boat - Unisex Hoodie Color:Light Blue Surviving a dragon encounter atBoating safety rules exist exclusively because someone already did the exact thing the sign prohibits. That stick figure mid launch off the stern is just a self portrait for anyone who learned what lake water tastes like at speed. The Details: Orange circle and a blue stick figure falling off a speeding blue motorboat sit above blue water splash lines in a distressed print style. Bold distressed orange block text reads "RULE #1." Blue block text below