Ew, People. Keep Going. - Unisex Tank Top scifi A white illustrated bald eagle

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Ew, People. Keep Going. - Unisex Tank Top scifi A white illustrated bald eagleAliens crossed the entire galaxy just to treat Earth like a gas station bathroom they refuse to stop at. Somehow an intelligence capable of bending spacetime reached the same conclusion you reach every Friday at 6 p. m. The Details: A rectangular speech bubble with bold slab serif text reads "EW, PEOPLE. KEEP GOING." Below, a white illustration of a classic flying saucer hovers with concentric rings emanating from its underside. A row of white