Fluent in 3 Languages - Unisex T-Shirt bay area Arched bold display text reads

Arched bold display text reads "JELLY OF THE MONTH" in white lettering above a vintage-style illustrated mason jar filled with red jelly

Wooderson's entire philosophy fits in seven words

Declining invitations with "or something" is just the polite version of admitting you lost control of your own schedule months ago

White cursive text below reads "Fallbrook

rounded white retro text below reads "Old School

Fluent in 3 Languages - Unisex T-Shirt bay area Arched bold display text readsListing sarcasm and profanity as languages on a gold star skills chart is basically a LinkedIn profile for people whose greatest achievement is making a coworker spit out their coffee. HR stopped fighting it and started handing out awards for honesty. The Details: Distressed white sans serif text reads "Fluent in 3 languages:" across the top. Three lines below each pair a golden yellow distressed star with bold, chunky distressed serif text reading