El Guapo Tequila - Women's T-Shirt rr_track_burton Settling this argument every December

Settling this argument every December is basically a full-time job for people who actually pay attention

but Castle Lanes was where San Francisco's working-class families built their weeknight rituals

Branding a malt liquor after the neighborhood's most aggressive redistributor of property is a bold marketing move

Demanding more jingle bell with the same unhinged intensity as the cowbell sketch is proof that some prescriptions just get worse in December

"In Your Handwriting" means this doormat perfected forgery before he ever perfected a fist

El Guapo Tequila - Women's T-Shirt rr_track_burton Settling this argument every DecemberBranding tequila after the village that defeated you is the kind of vanity play only El Guapo would approve between sweater demands and vocabulary lessons. Jefe is nodding along, pretending he understands the marketing strategy. Inspired by Three Amigos. The Details: Golden tan distressed text reads "EL" above "GUAPO" and "100 PROOF" in ornate Western serif lettering, flanked by decorative scrollwork. A vintage illustration of El Guapo's cackling face