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Groovy white cursive script reads "You Stay Classy" above distressed golden-orange rounded lettering reading "San Diego

Distressed blue block text at the bottom reads "NORTH HOLLYWOOD AND LOS ANGELES

A ribbon banner below reads "HOBBS FAMILY FARM

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Mexico" above a small white bird silhouette at the bottom

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