I Like em Real Thick and Sprucey - Unisex Hoodie Size:L with "Confusion" printed along the

with "Confusion" printed along the bottom in clean sans-serif typography

Two crossed spatulas with golden-yellow heads and white handles form an X shape beneath white script text reading "Since" and "1989

" Golden-yellow uppercase serif text at the bottom reads "222 W

" with white hand-lettered text below reading "1515 W

" both layered over a cluster of tropical hibiscus flowers in cyan

I Like em Real Thick and Sprucey - Unisex Hoodie Size:L with "Confusion" printed along theSpruce trees out here getting objectified for their thick branches and nobody's even pretending to be subtle about it. Baby got bark, and apparently the only requirement is ornaments and a complete lack of shame. The Details: Distressed white block text reads "I LIKE 'EM REAL" above a painterly Christmas tree illustration topped with a golden star. Green branches are decorated with red and gold ornaments and white tinsel drips. Large rounded white